As best I can recall, this is the first single I ever owned. I think I do still own it now but it is buried somewhere in the basement.
I am not sure what this proves other than that I already had a bit of an off-kilter sense of humor at age seven.
Oh, and for the student readers, that thing in the picture is a 45 rpm (revolutions per minute) record, which contained one song on each side and was called a "single" (though perhaps it should have been called a "double" as there were two songs). It was played on something called a phonograph or record player.