Amusing spam subject lines

For some reason, the amount of spam making it into my inbox has increased in the past couple of weeks. Most of it is the usual stuff but one producer actually takes the time to provide amusing subject lines. Here are a few examples:

Genghis Khan held responsible for globalization
Stock Markets Close As Global Earth World Planet International Buys All Shares
Sarah Jessica Parker Arrested For Gross Negligee
Switzerland To Be Devoured By Black Hole
Obama engages rappers in election aid