St. Patrick, the patron saint of drunken college students

UM students sent home from the bars early despite behaving much, much better than those rowdy Canadians up in London, Ontario.

Oh, and a note to the Daily Mail.  It is a two-hour drive from London, Ontario to Toronto, which makes "close" seem like a somewhat inapt description of the distance.

Hat tip on the misadventures in London: Charlie Brown.