Nothing left to cut?

The Boston Public Health Commission runs a class for teens on how to manage social media when you break up.

Note also the public health imperialism. Though these behaviors have nothing direct to do with health, the teens were nonetheless trained to describe them in those terms rather than in terms of what is nice or thoughtful.

Even the New York Times struggles (and ultimately fails) to remain serious when describing the program.

Hat tip: Jessica Goldberg, back inside the beltway after six years in Ann Arbor