Reasons to get a payday loan

The enterprising folks at payday.pro suggest getting a payday loan for that upcoming bachelor party you've been invited to. After all:

Let’s be realistic here – it is NEVER a good thing to attend a bachelor party and not have any money to spend. Not only will you be singled out as the “cheap” guy amongst your friends, but the ladies at the bachelor party will not pay any attention to you. What fun is that?

This prompts, of course, some scolding from the nannies at the New York Times.

Hat tip: Ken Troske